Evidence: I keep forgetting to lock the door of public restrooms . This happens almost every time I go to the bathroom in a "one person" public bathroom (coffee shops, the library, convenience stores). I walk in like it's my personal bathroom, drop trou and then as I'm settled on the toilet, that's when it hits me that the door is unlocked and open to anyone interested in going. So of course frantic moments of life pass as I'm hurrying to do my most natural business.
How can I be that comfortable? Weird.
- My hair is too shaggy but I hate paying for haircuts. Time to learn a new skill.
- I'm giving up my electric blanket to be a warmer for my germinating seeds (am I crazy?)
- I hang my trash from the garage rafters because I don't want to pay for trash service (I am definitely crazy)